As the leader of a dark coven, it might seem to be against my interests to promote a film that exposes our evil scheming, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.  You see, we are already everywhere, and Jack Chick and his cronies are too late.  TOO LATE!  As I sit on my throne of blood, this sort of pitiful attempt to defend children from our machinations is simply amusing, so I pass it on to you, my good victims.  So I ask you:

ARE YOU READY TO RPG?

Let’s get ready to R! P! G!

Good night, and good luck,

– Jim, Evil Dungeon Coven Master

P.S.  If you want to see the movie, and will be attending GenCon, it premieres during our premier evil convention for evil RPGs on Thursday at 7pm (event link).  Check out http://darkdungeonsthemovie.com/ for more details.